I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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