And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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