found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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