was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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