Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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