I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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