i don't like sucking hair
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
And then my night got REAL pukey
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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