I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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