I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize
