i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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