exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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