can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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