i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
third nipple confirmed
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Do you remember whose house we're in?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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