No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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