i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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