his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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