Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
please don't ironically join a cult
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