is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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