he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
PANTIES FOUND
Randomize
