sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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