If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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