I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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