You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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