what if I'm pregnant?
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How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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