i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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