Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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