Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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