so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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