Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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