yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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