do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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