So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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