I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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