this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
