yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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