I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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