i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
this hospital has no fireball
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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