Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
