i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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