cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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