she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
