I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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