Sponge bath it is.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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