Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The air taste purple.
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