I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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