I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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