yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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