Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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