Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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