I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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