I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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